Dishwashing question Show more
There are no sponges, dish rags, etc. in the staff break room. Because dish sponges are a vector for MRSA or something? I don't understand but am willing to accept that sharing a break room with a patient unit means weird hygiene constraints.
How am I supposed to wash my dishes though? Doing it with a paper towel is both ineffective and gross.
Boyfriend is over for some NetHack & chili. There will be streaming in a bit, possibly even with banter.
Stephen Hawking in elevators Show more
My favorite Stephen Hawking in an elevator story is still the time a friend of mine accidentally let the door slam shut on his chair & got a big stink-eye from his caretaker.
(The Caltech physics building had these super old-school elevator cars with a manually operated door and the doors were *heavy*.)
Stephen Hawking, harassment, whispernets Show more
Discussion on my alumni mailing list about how the Caltech whispernet warned women not to be alone with him in an elevator.
At this point whenever this stuff comes up I'm just like, GODDAMIT WHY DID I NEVER HEAR THIS GOSSIP. I mean, my roommate knew about it?
No one told me about Geoff Marcy either WTF.
Best Egyptian hieroglyph emoji (lewd) Show more
Three birds in a boat: 𓅸
Hands are tied: 𓀏
Hands in the air (just don't care? woot? frustrated? ANCIENT EGYPT IS SO MYSTERIOUS): 𓀠
Standing on head: 𓀡
Standing on two giraffes: 𓀬
Trying to use a box while being attacked by a balloon: 𓀇
Hiding in a corner: 𓀄
Picking your nose: 𓀔
Showing off your dick: 𓁤
Did the font designer put a fucking HAIR BOW on the pregnant hieroglyph as a gender marker? Or was that there in the original inscriptions?
Egyptian hieroglyphs are good emojis, why isn't there better font support?
𓀏 𓀠 𓀬
Current status: Drawing teeth with heart-eyes in my journal.
Listen to this with your good headhpones: http://carolineshaw.com/hear/partita-for-8-voices/
The do-gooder native plant restoration folks cut down my ("my") cider apple tree :(
AUC 0.51 😭
they created a holiday combining my two least favorite desserts, I feel so attacked rn
This is why I hate productivity systems that help you "capture ideas".
Ideas are great but fuck ideas.