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New Year's Revolutions
#1 - Unseat the King of Filth
#2 - Disband the Council of 18 Jerks and install a jerk co-op in its place
#3 - Turn around AT LEAST 360 degrees
#4 - Haul the Triumvirate of Bird Poets into the street and pelt them with damp feathers until they admit there's not even three of them
#5 - Tear down the entire system that says that a year will ever end, so we never have to do this again