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mykola ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿค˜ @mykola

Mastodon: *paints beautiful wall mural*

Twitter: Who's gonna buy that? You can't even transport it?

Mastodon: *does an elaborate interpretive dance in front of the mural*

Twitter: Wait, is that part of the art?

Mastodon: *group meditation chanting "awooo"*

Twitter: Ok but how do you monetize?

Mastodon: *stretch*

Twitter: ...?

Mastodon: *a thousand voices sing a hymn to diversity as a million weirdos dance*

Twitter: We're, uh... we're going home now...

Mastodon: *builds space ship*

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@mykola

Err... no the crazy transhumanist fuckers from Silicon Valley are *definitely* the ones building spaceships.. (and killer drones...)

@jz space is big. Ours is a spaceship of love! โค๏ธ

@jz @mykola ah jeremie! beware being the person making the geospecific condemnations, when you can be the person torrenting the spaceship plans from everywhere at once

@blinkingline @mykola olga looks for her crystal shards; can't find them; gets distracted installing arch linux.

@mykola ah *there's* the summary I need to screenshot and put on FB.

@mykola can we just all agree that this is what the internet is for?